Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.

"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.

by rapunzabel June 11, 2017

beefy clit

when your labia does not completely cover the clitoris. the majority of the clitoris is exposed.

guy 1: hey, have you ever met that girl tara?
guy 2: oh, you mean that girl with the beefy clit?

by cow1313 January 23, 2011

cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.

She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!

by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006

clit liquor

The white, semi-frothy, lotion-like liquid that is produced by a woman's vagina when her clit is tongued to a powerful orgasm by a cunnilingus expert. Some men (and women) find the taste and aroma quite "intoxicating" - hence, the "liquor" aspect.

"Freddie, you poor thing. You look massively hung over!"

"Yeah, last night I got drunk, drunk, drunk on clit liquor!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

Clitar Hero

Flamboyant female masturbation

"yeah, i walked in on Jenny the other day and caught her playing clitar hero, she was strumming some serious riffs"

by sporting lesbian October 27, 2008

Clit Eastwood

"Clit Eastwood" is a term I use to describe badass female police officers who feel they have to "take control" of a nonexistant situation.

Clit Eastwood keeps her hand on her sidearm while breaking my stones about my dirty license plate.

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

denim clit

The spot located in the crotch of denim jeans where the four seams meet to form a small mound of surplus material which resembles a clit

"David, if you don't stop playing with your denim clit, you are going to rub a hole in your new jeans."

"I went to flick Aaron's denim clit, but I accidentally flicked one of his testicles through his jeans."

by Mitchell_E January 10, 2008