Cock Cider

Semen/Cum/Cream/Jizz/Icky Sticky/Man Gravy. A cool alliteration that sounds good in insults/disses/comebacks.

"Hey Jeff your a faggot"

"Whoa bro, im not the one who guzzles the Cock Cider"

by Crazyeddy0 November 4, 2007

Apple Cider Dick

Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot drop the kids off. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a double edged sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).

Example: I was trying to bust on this bitch's face, but i had apple cider dick and it cock-blocked me real hard.

Example: I was so drunk, that when i attempted to rub-off with my rabbit fur, i went two for tango with my balls for about 3 hours; fuck apple cider dick.

Example: A anonymous person's life

by MSpicer February 22, 2007

Druids Cider

A cheap cider found in Ireland that is bought if one is short on cash or is underage and can't get anything else. It is the cider to ciders that Dutch Gold is to Beer. It's only redeeming feature is that it gets one drunk fast as ciders go. Commonly associated with knackers and/or chavs in Ireland.

"Oi lad are you coming down to the off license to get some auld lad to buy us some druids cider and dutch?"
"Ah yeah sure get pissed while me ma's out like"

by anagramish November 1, 2012

white cider

A form of cider where the appley goodness has been replaced by nasty hangover enducing chemicals.

Last night I was drinking white cider, this morning it feels like they are building a motorway through my brain.

by black flag June 2, 2004

ciderize

To make alcoholic cider from base ingrediants and in the style of West England

We ciderized a bunch of apples and plums t'day!

by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009

Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".

Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!

by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011