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Chocolate cake

The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11
by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019
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Chocolate cake

A big black smelly sicky nigger ass, also very juicy and big, and it’s does clap
That’s a nice chocolate cake
by Conner James llll June 7, 2025
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Green Bay Chocolate Cake

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!

Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025
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Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.
Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.
by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025
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The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.
Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake
by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021
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Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.
Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”
by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023
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