Chicken Wing

A man who diverts a fat woman's attention with false flattery and perhaps food and drinks with the intent to prevent her from cock blocking his friend from getting with the attractive friend.
Daniel: That chick keeps eye fucking me, but her fat friend will cock block me.
Adrian: No she won't, I'll be the chicken wing.
by RiverCity Kid October 15, 2012
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The act of using a chicken wing in place of a mans penis because the woman is more likely to get an orgasm from the chicken wing due to the small size of the mans penis
Damn you have a tiny dick. Have you ever given your girlfriend an orgasm?

Yea. She always does once I start chicken winging her
by ADHD93 April 26, 2010
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The meat or fat of the arm, located at the triceps that dangles, or hangs down when someone raises their arms up.
As Christy went to write of the chalkboard, she showed off her chicken wing to the rest of the class
by daLUBE August 29, 2011
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Chicken Wing (v.)

Describing the depiction of muscular dystrophy in a hand or body part, it is an act of surprise.

Doing something natural that catches someone completely off guard.

The term gained it's notoriety when a waiter with a gimp hand delivered a tray of food. The waiter looked normal until he turned around much to the surprise of everyone at the table, "chicken winged" everybody by unassumingly revealing the shriveled arm he had.

The term "chicken wing" has since been used as a term of total surprise.
Whoa, that new supervisor really chicken winged me with that crazy eye of hers!
by Kinokiro November 28, 2010
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What Ryan calls his girlfriend Lowin on occasion.
o0o0o hello Chicken Wing!
by Tyler Durden September 26, 2004
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the Chicken Wing, the ruler of Chicken Wingy land and is the highest level of superior chicken, rules over all chickens, including Breaded Chicken.
The Chicken Wing, ruler of Chicken Wingy land, HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD.
by Breaded Chicken March 22, 2004
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When you have had multiple chances(3 or more) to score or get any type of action with someone of the opposite sex, yet being a pussy that you are, you backed out and went home to masturbate(see also pound the pudd). Congrats you loser, you've earned your chicken wings.
Gregg:"hey billy, did you finally bone sarah last night?"

Billy:"well, uhhh...i kinda got scared and went home."

Gregg:"you sorry son of a bitch, you probably got blue balls and had to pop one off alone."

Billy:"yea i had too"

Gregg:"you've got your chicken wings, now go on with the rest of your life as a faggot."

Billy"ok"
by AzNm0Nk3y January 09, 2006
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