Chavesty

A crime against society commited by one who is a chav. Esp, any actions they make in the public sphere which endanger or threaten those around them.

Chav: You looking at me?
Person: No
Chav: I'm going to kill you give me ten pence
Person: No
Chav: PUNCH!
Person: On floor bleeding!

by Anti Chav League September 15, 2005

Charleston Tuxedo

A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.

John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.

Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.

by skiptracingclub May 17, 2013

Charleston Lip

One of many gurnjuries a drug taker may recieve after taking amphetamines/narcotics and other drugs. Particularly associated with MDMA and ecstacy, Charleston Lip is where ones lips change colour, swell up or generally change their appearance in response to the drug.

Symptoms may include:
Purple/red/pink lips
Chewed lips
Intense gurning

Synonym for gurning

Named after the infamous Charles Soares

"Charles is chewing his face off again, must be a case of the old Charleston lip"

by Fifi1989 June 20, 2011

charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.

Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.

by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016

Charasthma

When someone who has charisma also has asthma.

When Jessica lost the big race because she had an asthma attack, the announcer stated “You gotta admit, she has charasthma!” The crowd booed. The announcer was now the disgrace of the town.

by HPear January 15, 2019

Chanesteyann

This is a person that literally lives to sleep. They are kind, funny, and ready to abuse you at any second of the day. The one thing you can count on a Chan (Chanesteyann) is that you'll always find them in their bed. You don't know where they are?; In the bed. You think they're cheating on you?;nah they're just sleeping on the floor. Not texting you back?; Nah just taking a nap on your gaming chair.

"AYO, where is Chan? You mean Chanesteyann, oh they're just sleeping upstairs on the floor with their little bell."

by EmOTioNALKiwi January 18, 2022

Rolled Charleston Herald

A turd wrapped in toilet paper.

I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.

by Daeders June 15, 2019