Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
Get the brandonmug. Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"
Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020
Get the brandonmug. by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017
Get the brandonmug. a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
Get the brandonmug. a bogey eating disgusting tramp who eats cock from the floor and needs to die his hair whatever fucking color ninjas fucking hair is because i caught fucking his cousin and enjoying it . even his mum thinks he stinks like shit and needs to be disowned and put into care the fat fucking cunt
ew you trampy brandon
by lewis boi March 18, 2019
Get the brandonmug. a definite faggot
by gayassfaggot324 May 19, 2017
Get the brandonmug. by anonamyse August 31, 2011
Get the brandonmug.