Bad Boob(s) Day

(akin to Bad Hair Day); When a gal's normally perky breasts don't seem so fresh or vital on a given day.

Poor Carol - at the pub after work on Friday, her always luscious boobs were, as usual, the center of attention and much commented upon (privately), even through her blouse and pantsuit. And now here it is the following Monday afternoon: she's had to skip lunch because of an emergency meeting, she's missed an important deadline, a fight or two with a client and alas, her normally shapely knockers seem so much the less today - slightly frumpy, a tad saggy and OMG ! have they SHRUNK ? She's evidently in the midst of a bad boob(s) day.

by HAL 666 October 12, 2008

National Boobs Pic Day

On August 5th, any guy can ask a boobs pic only to one sweetheart feminine friend.

Guy: "Can I ask you a boobs pic?"
Feminine Friend: "C'mon I can't."
Guy: "But sweetie today is August 5th, the National Boobs Pic Day."
Feminine Friend: "Really?? Okok, wait a moment."

by NikoAkuma August 5, 2022

National Boob Poke Day

On April 13 of every year. Guys get to go poke a girls boob without them getting mad. Reffered to secretely by guys as NBPD

I poked that girls boob today and she couldnt get mad cause its National Boob Poke Day

by Nagd April 10, 2017

National Boob Hickey Day

June 29th is known as National Boob Hickey Day. Celebrate by giving a pair of boobs hickeys, this could be on a woman or anything with boobs in fact, No discrimination it’s 2020.

Hey want to celebrate National Boob Hickey Day by me giving your juicy melons some hickeys shawty

by Ataism June 25, 2020

National boob pic day

Send boobs to someone who you trust and think is funny this is 1 day after national dick pic day.

Emily sent me her boobs must be National boob pic day

by National dick pic day July 18, 2021

National boob poke day

On this day, guys and girls are free to poke any girls boobs and they can't get mad! Mark april 27th in your calenders!

Have fun...

:Yoo she's got some right clonkers!

I know right?! Dude it's national boob poke day go wild!

by The school yard home boy May 29, 2018

National Boob Grab Day

National Boob Grab Day is celebrated on November 11th. On that day, every male (with the female’s permission) will grab the female’s boobs. Grabbing titties on that day is a sign of respect. It shows that the man thinks highly of the woman, and enjoys the bouncyness that the woman brings to the table.

I cant believe it! Today is National Boob Grab Day! That means I can grab as many Ta-Tas as I want!
National Boob Grab Day is the only time I get to grab random people’s boobs!

by Yeah, THAT guy. May 26, 2018