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Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
by Nobbie April 27, 2010
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bearding

Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"

Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"
by Dan Manata January 14, 2008
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child bearing balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips
by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010
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red bearding

Eating your lady friend out on her period
Matt quirin frequently participates in red bearding
by dick bohner December 20, 2010
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child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.
hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.
by plagueangel June 12, 2008
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Yogi-Bearing

The act of taking booze by sneaking into random backyards and going through their outdoor fridges, mini-bars, or coolers. This is done when you don't have any money to buy booze, you do not want to buy booze, or you are not old enough to buy alcohol.

Yogi- A person who searches for and takes the booze.
Boo Boo- A person who keeps watch for people who would catch you.
(There can be multiple Yogis and Boo Boos)
Guy 1 "Hey dude, we are all out of money and beer!"
Guy 2 "Let's just go Yogi-Bearing."
Guy 1 "Ok, but ill be a Boo Boo since you got us caught last time when I was the Yogi."
by fwsd June 29, 2009
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Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
by truckguy6 December 15, 2008
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