Barrel Roller

Do you remember in Crocodile Dundee, when Paul Hogan explained what a death roll is… where a crocodile takes its prey underwater and barrel rolls it over and over again until it drowns. That is what it is like to have sex with a barrel roller. Do they want you on top? Do they want you on bottom? There is no way for you to ever know because the rolling never stops. It is the worst sex you've ever had.

OMG you guys, look at that guy. I bet he is a TOTAL barrel roller.

by LAlexisW April 5, 2010

Bearrel Roll

A phrase used to describe the act of rolling a bear, usually down a steep hill.

*Bear rolling down a hill*

Do a Bearrel Roll!

by thecosmicfly June 29, 2008

barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006