Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.

I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost

by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025

Applebee's

The yummiest dinning establishment I've ever had. 10/10 would eat again.

Yo dude wanna go to Applebee's?
Yeah totally its so yummy :3

by lizardsarekool July 24, 2024

applebees

literally Jesus

person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.

by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017

Applebee

Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.

Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.

by GroomedIntoTheSweetieSquad September 26, 2018

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 1, 2024