Applebee

Giving oneself an applebee is when a smug fat man chuckles to self as he strokes his own ego.

Carl gave himself an applebee while bragging about all the boomer politicians he met at UKIP.

by GroomedIntoTheSweetieSquad September 26, 2018

applebees

literally Jesus

person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.

by w.DM2 August 03, 2020

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 01, 2024

Applebees in January

A girl who's vagina is all-you-can eat.

Aubrey is a nasty freak, loves getting eaten out! In fact, shes like Applebees in January, all-you-can-eat!

by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 21, 2022

AppleBeesing

When someone makes it very obvious they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a in public place. (Like my Dad did at Applebees)

OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents

by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020