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Alonzo

Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that also has a huge dick.
Omg i love this guy he's so cool and Alonzo has a huge dick
by Zo Studios October 11, 2022
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Alonzo

Alonzo is a tall dark chocolate guy, if you ever find some like him then give him a chance, he is the best friend you can never ask for you have to be someone who don’t give a fuck because he is very annoying and no one will be able to understand him , Alonzo is a very great person and is understanding most of the time , he is funny and he will always find a way to make u happy and sometimes he will make you happy without him knowing, is it kind, weird but very loyal and he will never disappoint you or break your heart, he one and a million. He can get annoying, and mad at everything but he is still a great person you be lucky to had someone like him
Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny

Girl: I wanna have a friend like him

Boy: he is the best
by Yanni_qtyew November 21, 2023
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Alonzo

The most handsome, amazing kid ever. He's usually wearing a blue jacket, and is cute and amazing. Loved by all, he will definitely make you laugh.
Yo, what's up Alonzo!
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Alonzo

I'd rather get ass than live an ass life
Sheeeeesh is Alonzo
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