zesty tomato

1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.

At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.

by neumsie September 5, 2008

Zesty Tango

A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski

Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.

Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it

Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!

by Wise Old Buck April 5, 2009

Zesty Gay

A sexuality used by any person who cannot find one to suit them well enough.

They aren’t homo or hetero. Some may say their a Zesty Gay.

by Remi Realm August 11, 2020

zesty nonce

A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls

Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”

by noncebuster01 December 27, 2018

zesty jalapeño

When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass

He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass

by Captain Garett May 16, 2014

zesty straight

an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people

im not straight. i am zesty straight thought

by Dleffu January 2, 2022

Zesty Rizz

Acting "Zesty" in order to pull a girl or in order to get her number.

"OMG girl where did you get your top, lemme get your insta so you can send the link" - Zesty Rizz

by Zesty Rizzler March 15, 2023