Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.

Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement

by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024

certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

Lip Yapper

An individual person, or a group of people with a particular purpose, especially representing a business, society, organization who over promise and under deliver. They assure or promise a specific course of action(s) shall be completed. However the action(s) are not initiated and/or not followed up on as promised when one loops back to the person/organization for a progress report/update(s).
Resulting in undue delays and/or negative consequences especially time sensitive issues.

I contacted Life Works for an update on the referral(s) I requested and was informed by the Lip Yapper the referral(s) were not initiated.

My Lip Yapping co-worker always wants to have every Friday off so trades shifts with everyone. They always say its urgent and will take any shift they trade, but always finds a way to only take shifts that suits their schedule.

Online social dating profiles are full of LIP Yappers that becomes apparent when their pictures, physiques, age and personal info are delusional

by Mistro Carbonero December 09, 2021

schizo yapper

someone who talks to themselves and/or says random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro is a schizo yapper"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 19, 2024

Yappersville Yapper

A person named Robin

Oh shit here comes the Yappersville Yapper (as they point at Robin)

by God Atop All March 30, 2024

double yapper

In the game of Bags, when one bag is bordering the hole and a second bag knocks both of them in.

The double yapper was not enough to win the game.

by pelle989 July 08, 2010

Yapperation

To people become seperated because there is yapping involved and one of them just get very mad.

"Mom and dad are in the middle of a yapperation"

by ThyGoodMan April 03, 2024