winged unicorn

Woman lies face down on the bed with arms outstretched. The man mounts on top of her, inserts both testicles in her anus and also outstretches his arms.

My balls are so sore from the winged unicorn last night.

by sic phuk March 14, 2010

Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.

Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip

by TheOxford June 12, 2011

Winged Away

Falling for a player's wing man. Derived from the expression, "swept away."

We spent many a night trance dancing at the Russian Lounge and talking briefly to the player regs. I saw right through them. I just want to dance in peace. But Katia, she always had time for idle conversation and Yuri's wingman, Sasha. She said she was swept away by his eyes. I say she was Winged Away by his charm. Yuri never had a chance.

by wingdizzled January 20, 2013

Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!

Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !

by The Pithan March 31, 2017

winged and dinged

Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.

"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"

by Idle Andy December 7, 2018

winged rat

A rock dove or pigeon.

Why is there this winged rat over here?

by UDfan1234567890 January 18, 2019

Winged Facial

A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.

Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.

These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.

It's like I'm getting a winged facial!

by Demented Definitions May 21, 2019