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MOSES

*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life.._
That is a Moses you shouldn't let pass you by..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I found a MOSES
by Your High and Royal Majesty February 5, 2020
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Moses

A snowboarder in a half pipe just riding down the middle and not going up the sides. Derived from Moses parting the Red Sea and walking through.
Referring to someone snowboarding down the middle of a half pipe: "Look at that Moses!"
by tommct December 9, 2008
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moses

1) A loser, often of near biblical proportions; a person classified as such tends to exhibit a plethora of annoying qualities such as a tendency to high-handed moralising, offering up unsolicited non-sequiturs out of the blue and issuing commandments on how to do things, but without having been given the mandate to do so by neither authority on high nor by election of his peers.
2) Sometimes slight homosexual connotations are attached to the meaning, given its etymological origins: homo was contracted to Mo, then extended to Moses to render a more euphonious word and offer some degree of stealth due to possible censorship and slander concerns.
"Hey, guys, you really shouldn't be eating all that fast food. It could kill you."
"Shut up, don't be such a moses"
or, singing along to a Nelly song:
"Why do I live this way? Hey, must be a moses"
by DURFC March 22, 2005
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moses

lee,he is moses but refuses his part in collecting the 10 commmandments, so he is replaced by a ball (which has a mouth and eyes) he is great.we all love moses
by sloane and shelley October 11, 2005
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moses

Cross between man and roses.
When you wife/girlfriend sends you moses, roses to work for Valentines Day. It's a way to make receiving roses from work less embarrassing as a man.
by Ceridwen77 February 23, 2014
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moses

men who like going down on women who have their period
Moses did part the red sea
by lizeurd April 10, 2011
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Moses

A gang, located mainly in the Pioneer Valley of Massachusetts. Very bad-ass, but also very nonviolent! :) The leader and founder of this gang is wildly credited to be Ivy Coles. Ivy is the only one allowed to induct new members into the gang.
1, 2, 3, Moses!
by Ivaaa December 19, 2010
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