Pretty-in-Wilt

Someone who is beautiful, but broken.

"She's a 10, but she's a little crazy."

"Oh, c'mon, you and these pretty-in-wilts."

by pinknarcissus October 20, 2023

Wilted

You are dehydrated. Likely because you haven’t drank enough water today.

You have a wilted nose. Your nose is wilted.

by Flokito1 November 15, 2022

WiLTed

White Lady Tears, WLTs, WiLTs

“She WiLTed when she couldn’t handle being personified with the white dominant status quo.”

by SelkieSnug January 5, 2022

wilted

Visionary Somali individual that can be found in servers on Discord, making his presence known.

"Yo wilted skull me"

by psuedolarp August 2, 2025

WILT

Abbreviation of "won't ingest lunch today"

"WILT. That means I won't ingest lunch today, skipped it."
- Ryoshu

by Memimuer March 22, 2023

Wilt Theory

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.

Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."

by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025

Wilting

The act of stretching the urethral opening of the penis out so much that you can fit another penis (or various large objects) inside.

Friend 1: “Hey bro, do you want to have a wilting session later?”
Friend 2: “Sure dude! We can wilt so hard!”

by BananaTurtle April 22, 2024