Weapon Pikey

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.

"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"

by JMM June 22, 2006

weapon of math instruction

something used to teach math.

protractor, pencil, compass....

all these are weapons of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004

weapon-tree

What a dumb ass says when they mean "weaponry".

You should be able to shoot today, depending on what weapon-tree you have.

by The tree expert July 10, 2007

weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.

Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

by tangy-guy March 15, 2012

weapon whore

Someone who hogs, or "whores" all of the valuable weapons in the video game Halo. The term "weapon whore" can be made more specific by replacing the term "weapon" with the valuable object.

You damn rocket whore!

by Toskinator March 23, 2005

weapon of ass destruction

A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.

That movie, Weapons of Ass Destruction was hot.

by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004

Weapon Of Mass Disappearance

A highly destructive explosive that according to George Bush, was a common fixture in every Iraqi household. However, upon searching for sed weapons, they disappeared.

Dubya: The Iraqi's have WMD's!
The Rest Of The World: WMD otherwise known as Weapons of Mass Disappearance.
Dubya: Uhhhhh (pause for terrible effect) What?

by Homie G October 3, 2004