Total Utter Twat

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.

John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!

by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011

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utter faggitory

The sheer disregard of being a normal male and conforming to current perceived fashion "requirements" ie: pink shirts, skinny jeans, three quater shorts, large coloured sunglasees and flat brim hats, also the like for auto tune and ballods of pop tunes help in this qualification, purple shirts and "v neck" also help to qualify.

Upon witnessing a young male listening to "kanye west" or "lil wayne" while wearing a purple v neck shirt and three quater shorts......" you sir demonstrate utter faggitory"

by kieran schulz September 2, 2014

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utter nonsense

When someone makes up a silly little definition you tell them that they are talking utter nonsense.
Strangley enough, the majority of definitions on Urban Dicitionary fall into that category.

Have you seen Urban Word of the Day? Its Stanky Leg.

Stanky Leg - what on earch is that?

I know!!! Utter Nonsense

by ledge67 February 19, 2009

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