Tony Underwood

Tony Underwood is a middle aged pedophile that rapes little girls by shoving paper clips in their vaginas very quickly

Tony Underwood is registered

by 69neegs January 18, 2020

Kyle Underwood

A sly daft cow that no one can trust because he lies about everything

Fake friend: your ugly and annoying
Person: omg stop being a kyle Underwood!!🙄

by unknown person sksksksk October 27, 2019

The Underwood

This is a pro move where it’s getting hot and heavy and she asks if you have a condom, but instead you sneakily tear an old business card to make it sound like you do.

“Did you use protection?”
“Hell naw, I gave her the Underwood”

by Over metal January 11, 2021

The Underwood

This is a pro move where it’s getting hot and heavy and she asks if you have a condom, but instead you sneakily tear an old business card to make it sound like you do.

“Did you use protection?”
“Hell naw, I gave her the Underwood”

by Over metal January 11, 2021

Karaoke Underwood

That girl in the bar singing loudly and terribly into her pool cue to every song that comes on the jukebox...convinced that she's Carrie Underwood.

Somebody tell Karaoke Underwood over there to shut up!

by DawgRider October 14, 2014

frank underwood

a sudden, surprising and non-consensual hand job

Did you hear Kevin Spacey got fired from House of Cards? Apparently he gave some PA a frank underwood while he was driving him to set.

by NetflixNJill November 5, 2017

Underwood

What happens when a male has an erection while their penis is pointing downward. Can also be used when one has a visible erection while under a blanket.

"Does Greg have a small penis, his boner looks really small"

"No, that's just underwood".

by Ninakula May 16, 2010