An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.
This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.
Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022
Get the Shark Uterus Boardmug. by Jackson the Man August 26, 2010
Get the Calm your uterusmug. Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.
Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.
Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.
by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009
Get the Self-destructing uterusmug. a condition in which a woman believes she is entitled to the wealth and lifestyle made by a man after she voluntarily choose to leave him.
by hobo_heckler April 8, 2017
Get the golden uterus syndromemug. A Unique Metal Band From Ontario, Canada. One day three friends decided to brainstorm ideas. Wouldn’t it be cool to start a metal band? A band so brutal, with lyrics never heard before to the metal world. Like that Uterus Cavity was born. Fellow U.C. members justinSANE, nikNABROSKI-PWN and jeremyMETALOZA would brainstorm the band name, soon to be coming to a venue near you. We’ve created many song names, soon to all have lyrics. Our first singles ANAL DEFACEMENT, SHOTGUN ABORTION and PIERCED RECTUM CLAVICLE are soon to be sweeping the airwaves of METAL radio all over Canada. Fellow bandmates mikeMINDLESS and brendanBROOTAL took on the first two singles Anal Defacement and Shotgun Abortion, while other bandmate justinSANE took on Pierced Rectum Clavicle.
* Names in this are NICKNAMES, NOT REAL NAMES.
* Names in this are NICKNAMES, NOT REAL NAMES.
- OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD UTERUS CAVITY?! ITS LIKE CANNIBAL CORPSE, BUT LEGIT!
- Dude, metal's now pop, Listen to Uterus Cavity, its REAL METAL AGAIN!
- Uterus Cavity = Life
- Dude, metal's now pop, Listen to Uterus Cavity, its REAL METAL AGAIN!
- Uterus Cavity = Life
by Michael Lamarre April 1, 2008
Get the Uterus Cavitymug. Another way to wish someone a happy birthday. The anniversary of being liberated from your mother's uterus.
by Darth Cyndal November 8, 2015
Get the Uterus Liberation Daymug. When a biological mother thinks, by virtue of her pregnancy, that she knows what is best for a child, and is entitled to sympathy (i.e., acts martyrly) because of the pain she went through, disregarding the fact that raising a child requires many more years of work and is usually a team effort. They will often diminish the contributions by (ex-)husbands or their child(ren)’s step parents. Their labor pains are also used to excuse bad parenting, as though a few months of bringing a child to term is somehow on par with raising a child to adulthood.
My ex-wife hasn't seen her child for four years but she still thinks she is the better parent... She has Golden Uterus Syndrome.
by Area Resident September 7, 2021
Get the golden uterus syndromemug.