Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby March 30, 2018

two step process

the two step process is the process of getting something done quickly and forcefully. the fist step is done by grabbing something by the haunches. the second step is done by humping the object you have grabbed in the previous step into submission

yesterday i picked up a hooker and did the two step process to her in the motel 6, haunches, submission

by steve fing O December 16, 2009

Texas Two-Step

When violating someone anally, pull out quickly, so that the person forms a pink sock, and proceed to roll the person over and step on the sock with both feet. Yee Haw!

You may have done the Can-Can last night, but I did the Texas Two-Step

by SomeOtherTime January 04, 2008

Tennessee Two-Step

In multiplayer melee combat oriented video games the "Tennessee Two-Step" is a basic tactic used to out maneuver your opponent.

"Just give the zombies the ol' Tennessee Two-Step with an axe."
"The German soldier just pulled out his bayonet and gave me the Tennessee Two-Step"

by Staypuft Marshmallow Man August 18, 2017

schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.

Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos

by 518 allday February 24, 2014

Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

by 30k Kars on Mars August 08, 2021

hxc Two-step

Hardcore two-step

slang word for sex

also a song by screamo band, I set my friends on fire.

eg. "Hey honey, are you ready for a little hxc two-step?"

by IsetMYfriendsONfireBITCH! March 18, 2010