1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk.
2. An idiotic book by Stephenie Meyer that has swept the globe faster than the plague. Twilight may be a "good book" if you're into all romance, cliches, and no plot until after five hundred pages.
The book has spawned a massive, rapidly-growing, rabid army of fangirls that absolutely refuse to believe that there is another book out there that is better than their "beloved Twilight." Their denial has resulted in verbal abuse, violent threats, and even beatings towards others that do not share their same interests.
The plot to Twilight... is non-existant. The "book" lists events that happen between the obnoxious, whiney, low self-esteemed "heroine" Bella and her beloved, sparkly, ripped, pale, dead, vegetarian, vampire boyfriend Edward. The first three hundred pages consists of Bella, a plain, bland, awkward teenager, ogling over the popular, but silent, and totally HAWT! Edward.
Unfortunately, Edward wants to eat her because he hates how she smells... but that doesn't stop Bella, oh no! And, wait, here's a surprise... EDWARD'S A VAMPIRE! but he's a vegetarian. "What the fuck is a vegetarian vampire?" you may be asking. It's a vampire who refuses to drink the blood of humans, and instead feeds off animals. Anne Rice anyone?
After seeing him SPARKLE in the sun (because that's REALLY why vampires can't go out in the day! :O), they fall madly in love. Then, after playing vampire baseball (this is supposedly the explanation of thunder during storms... BS), THE PLOT ARRIVES in the form of three NORMAL vampires! They want to eat Bella. Oh, no surprise there. After Edward beats the snot out of them, Bella demands that he turn her into a vampire so she wouldn't be such a weakling. osoz too late.
2. An idiotic book by Stephenie Meyer that has swept the globe faster than the plague. Twilight may be a "good book" if you're into all romance, cliches, and no plot until after five hundred pages.
The book has spawned a massive, rapidly-growing, rabid army of fangirls that absolutely refuse to believe that there is another book out there that is better than their "beloved Twilight." Their denial has resulted in verbal abuse, violent threats, and even beatings towards others that do not share their same interests.
The plot to Twilight... is non-existant. The "book" lists events that happen between the obnoxious, whiney, low self-esteemed "heroine" Bella and her beloved, sparkly, ripped, pale, dead, vegetarian, vampire boyfriend Edward. The first three hundred pages consists of Bella, a plain, bland, awkward teenager, ogling over the popular, but silent, and totally HAWT! Edward.
Unfortunately, Edward wants to eat her because he hates how she smells... but that doesn't stop Bella, oh no! And, wait, here's a surprise... EDWARD'S A VAMPIRE! but he's a vegetarian. "What the fuck is a vegetarian vampire?" you may be asking. It's a vampire who refuses to drink the blood of humans, and instead feeds off animals. Anne Rice anyone?
After seeing him SPARKLE in the sun (because that's REALLY why vampires can't go out in the day! :O), they fall madly in love. Then, after playing vampire baseball (this is supposedly the explanation of thunder during storms... BS), THE PLOT ARRIVES in the form of three NORMAL vampires! They want to eat Bella. Oh, no surprise there. After Edward beats the snot out of them, Bella demands that he turn her into a vampire so she wouldn't be such a weakling. osoz too late.
2. Twilight Fangirls in action:
EDWAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAH~!!!!!!! I LUUUUUUV UUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
EDWAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!! KYAAAAAAH~!!!!!!! I LUUUUUUV UUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! MARRY MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
by Sekebetsu June 19, 2009
Twilighting, To twilight: To relax; To enjoy one’s surroundings; To reminisce about the past; To think about someone; To be lost in ones thoughts (or lack there of); To absorb (figuratively); To reflect.
Introduced in the film "Megane" (めがね) or "Glasses" written and directed by Japanese director Naoko Ogigami (2007).
Introduced in the film "Megane" (めがね) or "Glasses" written and directed by Japanese director Naoko Ogigami (2007).
i.e.
"Sorry to disturb you while you were twilighting. Dinner is ready".
"I'm going down to the beach."
"To twilight?"
"Maybe..."
"You don't seem to be very good at twilighting."
"Sorry to disturb you while you were twilighting. Dinner is ready".
"I'm going down to the beach."
"To twilight?"
"Maybe..."
"You don't seem to be very good at twilighting."
by AVMassey January 1, 2009
a series of books and a movie that girls are obsessed over. most of the girls who are obsessed with it don't know the difference between a vampire and a faggot who never drinks blood. the end.
by ignite89 June 21, 2009
A horribly written, overly obsessed, stupid book that ruined vampires. Vampires should be badass people-eaters, not sparkly faggots. The only reason it's popular is because tweens discovered it and thought that's the way love is supposed to be, when it's the definition of pedophiles and stalkers. SM created this SERIES (not saga; the word saga makes it all the more horrible) because she is a fat bitch with no life and needed something to fulfill her fantasies.
by awesomeselflover July 29, 2010
Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society:
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food
Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.
Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo
Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck
chocolate
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food
Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.
Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo
Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck
chocolate
Must I give an example? I think not, but I will anyway:
Twilight is the worst movie of the 21st century.
Twilight is the worst movie of the 21st century.
by Miss Penelope Skywalker November 24, 2010
Girl 1: Hey have you seen Becky lately?
Girl 2: No, I lent her my copy of Twilight a week ago and she hasn't left her room since =/
Girl 2: No, I lent her my copy of Twilight a week ago and she hasn't left her room since =/
by GianPaolo August 21, 2011
by Hayley Cash July 26, 2009