This delightful hack will have your public men’s room smelling like a 0-star hotel.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
At any men’s room (or “washroom”), generally north of the 49th Parallel, whether it’s at a Fifth Wheel Truck Stop, Tim Horton’s, Canadian Tire, or the Fairmont Le Château Frontenac — one must perform what is commonly known as a “Lower Decker,” and make their best back door glazed chocolate cruller right into the urinal, supplanting the “mint” (or other hitherto pissed-on object) that was there beforehand. This means some preparation is in order: perhaps with bare hands if you are a man, perhaps with tongs if you are a man but need to first thoroughly clean out your gay ass pussy (see: Trudeau, Justin). One will need to remove said olfactory object(s) from the porcelain receptacle, thus creating the space for this unique, “new brown mint.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present, the piss-activated, yet can fuck up any room without it, <drum roll> Trudeau Air Freshener. Always in blackface.
Carthage McFartface: HAY EYYY IM SORREY BUT I EHH GAYVE YER MANS ROOM A UPGRADE OVER THERE EH?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
Pierre DuPuis: TABARNAK IT SMELL LIKE DUH SHITT EEN HEERRR.
Carthage McFartface: THATS CUZ I MAYD A GODD DAMM TRUDEAU AIR FRESHENER AN IM SORREY EH BUT I ALSO PEED ON IT A LONG TIME EH BISHH EH SORREY?
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 28, 2025
Get the Trudeau Air Freshenermug. When you turn the richest country in the World into a shithole.
When you get elected, and half the country flees to the US (8 million, 2015)
When you make target the elderly, single mothers, and the working class to make them homeless.
When you could solve homelessness with $4 billion, and instead raise taxes on the middle to class to 45%, donate $50 billion to third-world countries where you go on vacations for free.
"When Native Canadians name you after a goose -Running Goose, a goose that shits himself when it tries to fly" -Trudeau, 2015, American Press
When you get elected, and half the country flees to the US (8 million, 2015)
When you make target the elderly, single mothers, and the working class to make them homeless.
When you could solve homelessness with $4 billion, and instead raise taxes on the middle to class to 45%, donate $50 billion to third-world countries where you go on vacations for free.
"When Native Canadians name you after a goose -Running Goose, a goose that shits himself when it tries to fly" -Trudeau, 2015, American Press
I was trudeauing. I was going taking my company down a road of homelessness, and bankruptcy by embezzling all my investments, and stock shares. I thought it was funny the first time I bankrupted Canada, and then I tried it 3 more times - I wasn't as bad as Brian Mulroney, I was way worse, I was trudeauing so hard I woke up a billionaire, in a country where a city with 60,000 had 16,000 homeless. I had to break the Charter every year because I couldn't figure out that no one in history had ever deliberately created a pandemic of poverty where 50% of Canadian businesses would close in a period of 1 year after the covid isolation. I took away Canadian's right to protest, I took away Canadian's right to say no, I took away Canadian's rights to tell the truth, and most of all I took all their money, and savings, their house, their little cat. I was trudeauing.
by ironfinn May 22, 2024
Get the Trudeauingmug. The diet of eating less food because one cannot afford adequate groceries due to high inflation in Canada.
by The man with an unknown name May 24, 2024
Get the Trudeau Dietmug. 
Get the Trudeaumug. 1. Projecting your own flaws, or destructive actions, on to your political opponents.
2. Similar to gaslighting, manipulate(someone)using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity, or power of reasoning.
3. Extreme gaslighting.
2. Similar to gaslighting, manipulate(someone)using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity, or power of reasoning.
3. Extreme gaslighting.
by botoohigh, in Edmonton April 19, 2024
Get the Trudeauingmug. Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.
India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"
by ironfinn May 23, 2024
Get the trudeau sandwichmug.