Someone you send your female significant other to have a good time with while you sit at home thinking about college boys as a ""man" in your forties.""
by Joey Clause April 19, 2022
Get the Matt from Tinder mug.A child birthed from the act of sexual intercourse between two people who met each other through the popular dating app, Tinder. Tinder babies are the largest group of children that have six fingered hands.
Old lady: That baby is adorable!
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!
Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
Mother: Thanks! It's a Tinder Baby!
Old lady: Be gone, heathen!
Bro #1: Yo bro, you gonna swipe that babe to the left or the right?
Bro #2: I dunno bro, probably to the left. Can't have any Tinder Babies running around.
by Sawsbaws December 1, 2013
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Dude have u seen Richie ?
Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
Nah bro hes been off line sine that one girl from Canberra gave him Tinder Aids
by Uncle Dickie August 30, 2017
Get the tinder aids mug.A Tindall is a great name that goes back to the dawn of time. It is seen that most Tindall's achieve great things in their future. They are known to light up a room with their great wisdom and social standing. Never speak poorly of them because they can put you back in your place. They are always determined and have a great opinion on things.
Person 1: Do you know what to do for this?
Person 2: How would i know? Just go ask Tindall over there!
Person 1: OMA that Tindall is sooooo annoying!!!
*Person 1 gets zapped into obliveration*
Person 2: Stupid Person 2... -_-
Person 2: How would i know? Just go ask Tindall over there!
Person 1: OMA that Tindall is sooooo annoying!!!
*Person 1 gets zapped into obliveration*
Person 2: Stupid Person 2... -_-
by Moon_Kingdom December 2, 2011
Get the Tindall mug.(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.
Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.
by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013
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Scientists have speculated that this externalizing behavior may arise from a desire or compulsion to expose one's own swiping preferences and mating partner fetishes. The Tinder Exhibitionist may find amusement or even sexual satisfaction out of their indecent dating exposure.
Scientists have speculated that this externalizing behavior may arise from a desire or compulsion to expose one's own swiping preferences and mating partner fetishes. The Tinder Exhibitionist may find amusement or even sexual satisfaction out of their indecent dating exposure.
Dan: "Man, Johnny did again! He was sitting in the train with people around him and swiped furiously on Tinder and everyone was watching because one just cannot look away for obvious reasons!"
Jack: "Johnny is such a Tinder Exhibitionist. I told you this!"
Jack: "Johnny is such a Tinder Exhibitionist. I told you this!"
by Ziz1243 March 11, 2019
Get the Tinder Exhibitionist mug.The act of grabbing one's head in a downward motion, pulling them to the ground and continuously punching them in the face.
by trindle October 10, 2014
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