if sandwich

Its when the "if" used in a sentence is unrealistic to happen

I dunno, that's a pretty big if sandwich

by Brad " The Brad" July 18, 2006

Sandwich

Slang for a nigearian prince

My sandwich took my bank details

by Slinkmonk April 13, 2019

Sandwicher

Sandwicher is the pure definition of perfection. The ears of the person hearing such word as Sandwicher will be most likely blessed. Sandwicher is also the Username of a very cool dude. As the word has "Sandwich" because Sandwiches taste very good (fact)

Person: Sandwicher
Sandwicher: Yes?
Person: im taking the kids

by not_Sandwicher January 26, 2021

Sandwich

The ultimate bread you can get. Only made by property in the kitchen.

Tommy: Aye to can you ask your property to make me a sandwich
Kevin:Whats a sandwich
Tommy:Yo it’s the ultimate bread time
Kevin:Oh shit I can’t believe she never told me about it I’ll make sure to slap the shit outta her for that

by Glenda sucks November 23, 2018

Sandwich

What do you want to know, it's a freakin' sandwich.

Uh, sandwich.

by Tman623 January 27, 2017

Sandwich

Salami Lid

THE SALAMI LID WONT FIT ON THE SALAMI LID. SANDWICH

by Blast2825 July 7, 2020

Sandwich

A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothat and Captain's Hand.

See this screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif

by Eric Melech April 16, 2005