spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

Oval

A circle that took a dick that was too big.

No. I don't want to use oval in a sentence. Figure it out for yourself, dumbfuck.

by dumb_fuck February 3, 2021

ovaling

The act of moving in an elliptical shape or pattern.

The track members went ovaling on the school track.

by invener September 25, 2013

Oval Evolution

The most high mechanic player of mobile legend

Oval Evolution kontol

by JOHAN ADMIN SMA January 4, 2022

Oval Oriffice

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.

Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

oval kiss

Slang for a blowjob

Gf: I had a lot of fun giving you an oval kiss in your car
Bf: Yeah my dick liked it too

by EmoryBoard October 21, 2017

ovalized

Something that has become oval in shape, starting out as a non oval. Usually due to force.

Damn son, that tube became ovalized as you sat upon it.

by Wu^(Tang) February 20, 2012