dump in the oven

When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.

Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven

by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014

Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.

I just took a BIG dump in the urinal!

by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025

Dump one in the butt

The act of blowing ones load in the other party's butt

"Bro that chick was so easy she let me dump one in the butt on our first date."

by Juhmanda December 19, 2008

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Drop the dumplings in the fryer

Taking a dump; pooping.

Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.

by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007

down in the dumps

sad, unhappy, depessed etc.

Steve was down in the dumps for the longest time after his breakup with Tracey, but then he met Karen and all that changed fast.

by SallyAnn September 3, 2006