Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 04, 2008

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bolivian brown barnyard

note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch

when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.

I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard

by Alex Rudebega lolz May 12, 2009

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og barnyard

A girl named amber Frazier that rides around in a white suv giving away pussy.

Look over there that looks like an og barnyard coming down the road.

by BigBankHank1981 May 13, 2022

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Barnyard Slushie

A Barnyard Slushie is when a man vomits, pisses, and shits into a woman's vagina when she's on her period. The man then eats the mixture, which resembles a slushie.

Guy 1: Oh god, I gave my girl a Barnyard Slushie the other day and now her coochie smells horrible.
Guy 2: Hot.

by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

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