Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

Preacher

Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.

I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.

by Alex phoenix October 18, 2023

vulgar preacher

One who makes others praise out to god repeatedly, but is usually accompanied by retaliating curse words wished upon themselves.

Girl,,, he was blowing my back out so good, damn vulgar preacher had me cursing and begging god for him to not stop.

by Webstersnostradomis November 14, 2023

That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher”

Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?

by wordyteen January 29, 2024

Preachers Accent

When someone is screaming, raising their voice, and you can tell they are a preacher.

Damn, Mr Jackson Got Preachers Accent.

by dumbolovesdummy April 15, 2021

Health Preacher

Someone who is vegan, refuses to take the vaccine, buys expensive eco friendly products, thinks they are saving the planet by buying a bamboo toothbrush. Will happily splurge £80 on a mystery bag of white powder from Devo on the corner who claims its fire coke.

Will spend 4 hours debating about how bad it is that donkeys are being killed in Tunisia and it should be stopped now because it's awful.

But will smash a full McDonalds when they are a drink.

Oh Becky the other day was chatting so much shit about her new vegan diet and all her eco friendly products. She is such a health preacher

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021