Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008
Get the Barnyard Testicle Sandwichmug. note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch
when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.
when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.
by Alex Rudebega lolz May 11, 2009
Get the bolivian brown barnyardmug. The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high
by father guido June 7, 2017
Get the barnyardmug. by hexag0nsun February 3, 2020
Get the Barnyard vibesmug. the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based
She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.
I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.
I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.
by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024
Get the Barnyard fartmug. The barnyard manlet, also known as the cabbage patch manlet, is a microscopically minuscule misanthropic manlet who has been so completely and utterly driven to madness by the devastatingly deadly disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling curse of excruciatingly and eternally existing as a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10), that he now indulges in a countryside lifestyle by frolicking around like the tiny fairy that he is in barnyards while wearing flowery and frilly summer dresses and high heels. Quickly adapting to his new environment, akin to the stunted sub-aquatic murloc manlet, the bitterly boyish barnyard manlet is always eager to please his superlatively superior, supremely magnificent manmore farmer overlord by enthusiastically serving as a chew toy for the towering farmer's guard dogs, as a garden gnome (naturally), a doorstop, a leg rest, a spittoon and as a Stalinesquely stunted hobbit scarecrow after rightfully receiving a hanging wedgie from a laughing pig named Napoleon and then sobbingly dangling for hours on end suspended by his pink panties from a toothpick embedded in a field in the middle of nowhere. Manlet Animal Farm. In his spare time the barnyard manlet enjoys mud wrestling chickens (before having his way with them) and chugging down copious amounts of Hobbit Ale (made from fermented rabbit poop and petty-dwarf roots) mixed with horse semen (in the desperate hope of finally triggering a growth spurt), as is the dwarven tradition.
Barnyard manlet: Hey there sweet cheeks, do you wanna buy some of my Hobbit Ale? Samantha: Absolutely not! Now cease your tall tales manletspeak, choke on your enema juice, posture check yourself, pick up your high heels and then go cry in the nearest manlet pit, you grotesquely gnomish, petite and puny, ridiculous runt of an effeminate Ewok mama's boy midget monstrosity! Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 2, 2024
Get the barnyard manletmug. Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.
by Taco2sday April 25, 2014
Get the Barnyard Brawlmug.