Atkins Dick Sandwich

A dick sandwich but without the bread. Can still include lettuce or tomato depending on how classy your sandwiches are.

My girl was hungry so I fed her the Atkins dick sandwich.

by Earl of Sammich September 11, 2009

Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.

Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness

by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021

Evan Atkins

A pimp ass broski whose ex is a bitch but he still tapped that

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Evan Atkins

a pimp ass broski who’s ex is a bitch but he still tapped that.

Hey look at Evan Atkins. He’s so sexy.

by I Make Girls Queef February 4, 2021

Sam Atkins

A boy with a large head in the megamind proportion, usually with a small penis and has bad social problems.

That boy won't come out he is a real Sam Atkins

by Rugbydog41 April 2, 2021

Zara atkins

she is so pretty and i like her alot

Thats my Zara atkins

by Jakandzara:) June 19, 2022

The Atkins

1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.

1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.

by Mitur Binisdirty September 5, 2008