tanner

one who accepts anal for the price of cheesy poofs

that was the best tanner i have got in a long time

by shankler June 4, 2007

tanner

He a fuckboy.

Person 1: He is such a tanner.
Person 2: Ohhh so he is a fuckboy?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Bluebloodoftheheart May 7, 2016

Tanner

White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt.

Child walks down the street. Tanner sees the victim and he prepares to strike. The little boy sees the van that says FREE CANDY. he has heard of this devilish molester. He tries to run but cannot escape the tazer that tanner weilds.
"I have you now kid!!"
And you know the rest...

by jore lobez December 3, 2006

Tanner

Tanner is an amazing person. Tanner is an amazing athlete. He will always make your day 20x better. Tanner will always be there when you need. He is not very smart but is really good with relationships.

I wish I had a Tanner.

by 6386393730474 October 13, 2016

Tanner

to hit someone just barely and make them cry

dude if u dont shut up im gonna tanner you!!!

by jordayne kingslyy November 22, 2010

Tanner

Fucks like a boss and don't give a shit about what people say. Everyone go's crazy when they see him. Girls just want to fuck him 24/7. Tanner is the best at everything he dose (even fucking). If you have a Tanner never let him go.

Laila: see Tanner over their.

Niki: Ya I see him why?
Laila: HE'S my boyfriend and if you try to steal him I will kill you!!

by Love lies14 January 26, 2018

Tanner

A smol bean; Deserves lots of friends.

"You're being a tanner."
"I'm taller than you-"

by Nightyboi November 23, 2017