A collector and mass consumer of various tabasco sauces, typically stocking multiple bottles of each type of sauce (Original, Sweet & Spicy, Chipotle, Habanero, Jalapeño, Garlic, etc) in his / her refrigerator.
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"When I tried licking that Tabasco Sauce off of my girlfriend's chest I thought I was going to puke."
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Get the fitness and tabasco sauce mug.Something that impressionable nerds started chowing down on just because Maddox, Chuck Norris, and United States Marines started to talk about the stuff, so wimpy skinny nerds love it too!
Its like when people started twirling pens when they saw Top Gun. Of course they felt it looked retarded, but it looked cool in front of the chicks.
Unfortunately it doesn't obscure the fact that you have poor hygiene, a ugly face, and poor social skills. All you achieved is totally destroying all your taste buds with a shitty sauce thats based upon pure-heat than flavor.
Its like when people started twirling pens when they saw Top Gun. Of course they felt it looked retarded, but it looked cool in front of the chicks.
Unfortunately it doesn't obscure the fact that you have poor hygiene, a ugly face, and poor social skills. All you achieved is totally destroying all your taste buds with a shitty sauce thats based upon pure-heat than flavor.
The only good use for Tabasco Sauce is to hide the lousy taste of terrible cooking.
Otherwise it just ruins and vandalizes good ol' homecooked flavor with vinegar, peppar, and salt.
Your a loser if you eat Tabasco sauce just because Maddox said so. Go BECOME a role model instead of imitating a crazed internet nerd who worked as a telemarketer. You fail at everything in life if you can't make your own decisions and rely on Maddox to tell you what.
Yeah I know there are other crappy flavors of Tabasco, but you'll just get called a faggot by a insecure nerd for looking at a bottle of chipotle sauce.
Otherwise it just ruins and vandalizes good ol' homecooked flavor with vinegar, peppar, and salt.
Your a loser if you eat Tabasco sauce just because Maddox said so. Go BECOME a role model instead of imitating a crazed internet nerd who worked as a telemarketer. You fail at everything in life if you can't make your own decisions and rely on Maddox to tell you what.
Yeah I know there are other crappy flavors of Tabasco, but you'll just get called a faggot by a insecure nerd for looking at a bottle of chipotle sauce.
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Get the tabascocity mug.Freckled person. Has been known for embaricing moments.
also, good in math, and science, obsesses over elephants, pigs, goats, and chocolate, and sleeps with a blakey.
verry fun person who gets annoying at times, but in the end wins your heart.
may often get drunk.
over 10 allergies and loves soy milk
also, good in math, and science, obsesses over elephants, pigs, goats, and chocolate, and sleeps with a blakey.
verry fun person who gets annoying at times, but in the end wins your heart.
may often get drunk.
over 10 allergies and loves soy milk
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