Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.

Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

Thunderclapping

When two lesbians run from opposite sides of a bed, jump kick into the air, and scissor slam vaginas hard as fuck.

Two lesbian ninjas would be ideal at thunderclapping.

by cjM March 11, 2015

Vaginal Thunder Clap

A mythical vaginal skill only known by a small egyptian tribe and its decendants which is used as defence against rogue black men

rogue black man: haa i'm gonna get u!
egyption lady: never!!!!!
(Vaginal Thunder Clap echoes throughout the land and the black man is banished)

by Franksy5 May 26, 2009

ThunderClan

Thunderclan is one of the 5 clans by the lake in the series Warriors by Erin Hunter. Most of the Protagonists in the books come from Thunderclan. It's most well known leader is Firestar, who came to the clan as a kittypet while Bluestar was the leader. He fulfilled the prophecy that Fire will save the clan. Thunderclan warriors are most skilled in hunting on the forest floor. They dislike getting their fur wet, unlike Riverclan.

Firestar is the greatest leader of Thunderclan to live, although Bramblestar was a great successor.

by dumb mewtwo January 4, 2021

country thunder clap

The sound of your cousin's balls slapping against your body.

It was during the family camping trip of '94; I was in a deep sleep when I was startled by the vibrating ricochet of a REAL country thunder clap.

by cilantrodick March 22, 2016

Thunderfap

When your entire body cramps up from a single masturbation session with the most glorious orgasm you've ever had.

Damn dude, I saw some shit so crazy last night I thunderfapped and spent the morning in the ICU

by Marcus Kraulter November 19, 2011

Thunderclumps

When the sky won't stop thundering and it sounds like a series of low-key farts.

"Damn bro, is it ever thunderclumpin' outside"

"Wow these thunderclumps won't give up!"

by Bedgypooks July 20, 2012