cow

A fat bitch who is ugly and looks like she is 50.

Lorenzo's fat cow of a girlfriend better not mess with me or she'll get punched in the ugly face.

by Cuteblondie September 17, 2013

Cow

When you have a problem that is not yet beef, but potentially will be

Sarah: OMG, I have some beef... I just hooked up with my exs best friend but he doesn't know yet
Suzie: Sarah, that's not beef, that's cow

by Lawrenceeeeeeee October 26, 2016

Cowing

To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.

Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!

by YesILikePizza February 8, 2021

Cow

(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)

(LOOK A COW)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

COW

A Cranky Old Woman

Everything is cantankerous that comes out of that COW's mouth!

by Queen Cow January 16, 2014

Cow

your mother

your mother is a cow

by Cumgis Khan December 3, 2022

Cow

moo

cow go moo

by Wowygary October 8, 2019