Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.
Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.
by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023
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frumpy and stumpy

When you meet a lovely woman and you go on a nice long walk on a lovely seaside beach (as opposed to a landside one) and then you take her home, and have a lovely time.
"Yeah, I got frumpy and stumpy with Maria last night, and it got totally frumped and stumped" - Jesus
by geronie April 07, 2022
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Li'l Stumpy

A short man (or woman)
Not a tall person
Hey see that guy over there? I was towering over the Li'l Stumpy
by Alyssa494 August 29, 2009
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Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022
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