stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

by Stalecake April 23, 2015

stale green

When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.

Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."

Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."

by framboise eau de vie June 1, 2009

Stale Fajita

A leathery, often vacant remnent of a female's genitalia. Often found on skanks.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.

Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.

Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*

by Mr. TaiMaiShoo June 16, 2009

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009

stale and shake

Stake and Shake after 2 a.m, and after a long hard night of drinking.

A.S: Lets go to Stale and Shake.
A.K: Don't you mean Steak and Shake?
A.S: Noo I mean Stale and Shake.

by taas June 19, 2008

Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me March 25, 2009