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splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.
Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
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Splooge

When your about to nut
“Oh babe I’m about to splooge
by Kackies July 6, 2018
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splooge

splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.
ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.
by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005
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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011
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Splooge

The act of throwing a substance into and around a toilet. A splooge is best when using chocolate milk and throwing in an upwards direction, trying to get it up the wall and onto the floor to acheive maximum splooge results. Splooge can be stored in "The brewery" which is any plant or bush in direct sunlight and out of harms way. To make your splooge more tasty, adding half eaten ham sandwiches and rotten banana pills ensure your splooge can't be missed when entering a bathroom through its glaring image and beautiful arouma. Best performed at school or in at your girlfriends house on a meet the parents date.
Jason and Anthony J just bought some more chocolate milk from the canteen. I think they are going to splooge the toielts again.
by SploogeApprentice July 11, 2018
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Splooge n' Boot

Essentially, the Splooge and Boot is when a man is receiving pleasure from a lady, whatever it is he is receiving, and then splooges. He then proceeds to somehow get rid of the woman. This because he splooged and was satisfied and now wants to go about his daily routine, whatever it may be. The man received his satisfaction and has now lost interest in the woman, it happens. Some people just loose their willingness to go on and so they go for the boot. For you see, some men do not want to spend hours cuddling or talking to the girl. THEY JUST WANT TO SPLOOGE. Therefore, using all of his cunning the man attempts to get rid of the girl using either a real excuse i.e. “I have a dinner in a half hour and I must get there early so that I can help out.” or just a lousy but understandable one i.e. “You know, I have guests out there maybe I should go out and keep them company just to make sure they’re doing alright”. This is pretty much the major benefit of the Splooge and Boot, that you have gotten rid of the woman and you are now free to do as you please. You can now play Xbox, watch TV, play guitar, go to the driving range, cook a 5 course meal or build a fort made of pillows. The sky is the limit.
David: Hey Gregoire, did you hear? Tony performed the Splooge n' Boot on a lady once again!

Gregoire: That is simply unbelievable. How could one individual possess such incredible tagging of splooging and booting??!!

David: I know right!
by thegansteroflove November 14, 2011
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