Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Sonic The hedgehog

A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times

This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me

by Sonik The Hedgehog October 6, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog

A totally radical blue hedgehog video game character from the '90s whose appeal has the power to hold legions of masochistic fans for life.

Everyone seems to know what to do with him-- except for Sega themselves. Or, at least, they think they do. The fans are very opinionated.

Our neighbor is whoring out his ex girlfriend and is either super possessive of her or gives her to the highest bidder -- sorta like what Sega did to Sonic the Hedgehog.

by Segawhy August 25, 2019

Sonic the Hedgehog

The game where it all began

Is it the mega drive version or is it the 06 version?

Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

sonic the hedgehog

fast hedgehog game

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."

by megapoopy. May 27, 2019

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023