shitstain waterfalls

unbearable, explosive, violent, diarrhea.

this will normally destroy plans and will not allow you to go anywhere too far from a toilet

a:did you go to the killswitch show on saturday?
b:no,i fuckin had shitstain waterfalls all night...my ass still hurts

by kevin bialkowski December 4, 2007

shitstain

An utter jerk, scumbag, and loser.

Alec Baldwin is such a shitstain!

by 7samurai December 9, 2002

shitstache

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006

Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

by rogerW November 8, 2009

Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

shitstabber

homophobic term for homosexual men

shitstabbing queer

by not a shitstabber May 24, 2003