Seamus

Big dick mf

Mason: Damn my boy Seamus is one big dick mf

by Yassssss2342 June 22, 2022

Seamus Lowry

Loves all pickle varieties

You are a real Seamus Lowry when it comes to pickles

by Johnyyk January 5, 2019

Seamus

Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.

Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”

by Dat_nigga_123 May 25, 2022

Seamus Robinson

Background is Gaelic, and is the highest standard when it comes to being one. Always splits the G, downs a pint when a brother cannot and will never back down a bar fight. Sadly he didn't make it pro due to lingering injuries like a tweaked earlobe and minor headaches.

P.S will also use a lame excuse to miss a hangout with the lads.

Sorry bro, you know me, I'm Seamus Robinson, i can't get pints tonight because my knee hurts. Best of Luck

by Albert is very smart and hadso November 15, 2024

Seamus

A kid with a high ass voice from jewton

Girl 1: I feel bad hes 15 and hasnt hit puberty yet.
Girl 2: Haha what a Seamus.

by Heheueu November 30, 2017

Seamus

That's the dog.

I was in the kitchen. Seamus, that's the dog was outside.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Seamus

A guy who thinks juice boxes make you gay.

James: *drinking juice box*

Seamus: Did you juice boxes make you gay?

by Sapphic-_-deamon December 9, 2020