Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).
by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012
Get the apache scalping party mug.v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
Get the muff scalping mug.Another form of the phrase butt head. Used in retaliation to other insulting names. Also, a more vulgar term for "butt head", it's more abbrasive.
Girl: Shut up and stop being a butt head!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
Boy: Why don't you shut up and stop being such an ass scalp!
by Dr.Fukworthy January 15, 2011
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Get the scalp mug.Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.
Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.
Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018
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Dexter is scalping graficscards. What a dick
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