skip

Done to annoy someone who dumps you, as in, ends your relationship.

You order a large skip to be delivered to their house.

"Sarah dumped me last night! I... can't believe it."

"You've got your pint. You've got your pig snacks. What more do you want? C'mon mate, you can skip her in the morning, that'll cheer you up."

by -=Matt=- August 17, 2006

Skip

A Skip is a perverted aging frat boy twisted hillbilly that preys on young girls and boys. A pedophile

He is such a Skip for taking advantage of that girl

by Modereighter November 25, 2011

Skip

Probably the worst thing to happen to RHS. A fake rent-a-cop patrolling looking for any reason to turn you in.

Skip: Are you cutting class?
Kid: Uhh, no, i just enjoy hanging out in the woods during class smoking with my friends.

by Luke W. December 28, 2005

Skips

Any law enforcement agency.

Shawty last night I was chased by the skips.

by L.A. Carter October 6, 2010

Skootish Skip

Skootish Skip - A move in which a person performs a range of jumps and missteps which results in the player to quickly fall downward. Most commonly used by twitch streamer Skootish.

Kyle did a Skootish skip while playing only up

by Tech_support420 July 31, 2023

Skip-the-Tipsy

When you drink a great amount of alcohol in a short amount of time, you completely bypass the tipsy phase and go straight to wasted.

"It's one of those 'skip-the-tipsy' kind of nights."

by Jolly Avalon Straw October 15, 2011

Clint skip

A Clint skip is a useless speedrunning tactic, usually consisting of a glitch, that results. Popularized in the late 2010's by Twitch streamer Clint Stevens, known for being relatively good at speedrunning but rarely having accomplished anything of great importance. The two most famous examples of Clint skips are: glitching Mario into the floor in Tick tock clock (Mario 64) and glitching Link through the floor into underground water in Hyrule field (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)

*Mario glitches into the floor*
Clint Stevens: "There it is, the Clint skip!"
Chat: "LUL"

by Bilbo Swaggings May 22, 2018