shitmess

An especially disorganized mess.

"Clean up this shitmess now, buster, or you can forget about going out tonight!"

by Loadmaster January 14, 2004

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shirples

When a dude's nipples are visible through his shirt because it's too tight. Commonly seen in conjunction with popped collars and sunglasses worn inside. Shirples are sported regularly by dudes from Europe, Australia, and New Jersey.

Double popped collar AND shirples, New Jersey in the houuuuse!!!

by HoneyBadgers June 6, 2011

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Shirtdress

A word used in clothing stores that tells the average woman to wear the article of clothing as a shirt, and the average loose woman to wear it as a dress.

College Girl: I take this dress please!
Casher: Okay..
*Cash Register Reads*: Shirtdress $45.99

by klackedy klack August 10, 2012

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shaftless

The state of having no shaft

Samuel Baker is shaftless

by Drillax March 11, 2016

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bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.

Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.

by credmond12 August 3, 2012

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