Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

Scorpion Fall

When you face-plant into the ground, and your feet come up and behind your head making you look like a scorpion.

Scorpion Fall

by Pyzro November 14, 2011

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Mexican Scorpion

A sexual act that involves the female lying on her front with her head lifted up facing forwards and her legs lifted towards her head. A tray of tortilla chips is then carefully balanced up on them. A male then begins to receive oral sex from the female, whilst having a tasty snack of his own.

Javier Martinez: Me and my girlfriend were hungry last night, so we did the Mexican Scorpion.

by Sir Jenkins Jeffers January 13, 2013

Double Scorpion

Sexual position where the Male lies on his back and the female straddles him while facing him. Then she does a back bend and rides him while in the back bend position.

She went double scorpion on his ass.

by MKR666 October 2, 2019

scorpion woman

sexy mind reading vixen. The wife of the zodiac

I can't find a good woman. You need to get you a scorpion woman

by alexis4 November 22, 2011