Rowan Brandt-Synott

The only person who watched anime and doesn't have social issues
Enjoys wearing Mario hats and playing the worst games ever made
Also has a severe gambling addiction

Rowan Brandt-Synott has completed gambling rehab

by CheeseTweeze September 6, 2022

Rowan

My boyfriend and the best person in the world

Rowan is my boyfriend

by Raymond gaymond November 22, 2022

Rowan

What Rowan means to me... this is going to take a while.

Rowan is a fun guy that is easy to be around. I feel like I could stay with him for years (and I hope to) and never get tired of him. The most amazingly saturated, smexy guy ever, who will put up with your crazy-ness even if he doesn't deserve to. Rowan is a guy who you will love from day one, and you will never stop because you can't picture your life without him. He makes you so happy that you couldn't even be able to explain it. Rowan is the kind of guy who loves unconditionally and has been through so much that he won't ever let go. Rowan is THE MOST amazing boyfriend a girl could ask for. He always gives and you should always try to give back to a Rowan because he deserves everything you have to offer. Rowan will bring you flowers randomly and makes you feel like the only girl in the world. Rowan is unique. One of a kind. He's just Rowan. Monsterosis.

Friend One: "Is that Rowan? He's so amazing."

Me: "Yep, that's him. The most amazing guy there is."

by Dayyy0611 December 14, 2019

Rowan University

Public university in Glassboro, New Jersey founded in 1923. The colors of this university is gold and brown, yes the colors of human waste. The students wear these colors proudly as they try enjoy the ghost town that surrounds them, while kicking themselves for not getting into any of the 20 superior colleges in Philly.

Dad: Did you get acceptance letters from any good schools?

Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.

Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.

by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015

Rowan University

A state college located on Mullica Hill Rd./Route 322 in Glassboro, New Jersey. It is about 20 minutes outside of Camden, and 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. It is in the middle of a mildly dangerous, but still boring town, so all the students can do for fun is party and drink, which they do almost every day of the week. The police officers are too busy cracking down on underage drinking and public indecency on campus to worry about the rest of the town. The student body consists of bros and sluts who think they are hipsters. They have one of the corniest mascots in the country - the Profs (an owl) - and two of the worst school colors, brown and gold. Their administration offices are so slow and careless that they cost their students time, money, and good opportunities.

Rowan Student: "I'm gonna go to this party and drink until I black out. You've probably never heard of the place."
Regular Person: "A bro acting like a hipster...do you go to Rowan University?"

by Elizabeth, the Bunce Ghost April 22, 2011

Rowan

(ˈrəʊən,ˈraʊən)
noun : (ROW-ehn)

1. A Eurasian deciduous tree with compound leaves, small white flowers, and red pomes resembling berries - also called a European mountain ash, and found most often in Scotland (Sorbus aucuparia)
2. A unisex name.

1. Rowan trees grow in the Scottish mountains.
2. Have you met my friend Rowan?

by rvwxn January 19, 2017

Rowan

A smol, yet angry, child. A bubbly, yet scary, ball of trash or stress. She is cute with puppy eyes and is bad at life. A peppy, yet depressed, killer. Likes cheese, has blue fingers. Is good at relationships, likes to dab. Will regret everything. I once saw her kill a man with her thumb.

Im very afraid of this child, her name must be rowan.

by Sassy stump December 11, 2018