rooter toot

It splats in your pants.

I rooter tooted in my pants!

by Boogers rooster May 29, 2023

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bumb rooter

When your woman is backed up you can give her the bumb rooter to clean her sewer pipe

The bumb rooterCleans her ass pipe when she is backed up

by Ass rooter January 28, 2014

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rooters back

Chronic lower back ache common amongst people that root!

Often caused by over vigorous activity or trying new positions not flexible enough to pull off

I won't be into work today as I have a back case of rooters back

by VoM-NZ April 22, 2024

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Drinker and a rooter

A person who is known for enjoying drinking and rooting, will usually put out on the first date.

There's old red beard on the grog again chatting up the local hornbags, he will be going home for a reach around later... hes a Drinker and a rooter!

by Gavatron001 October 06, 2022

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pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

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