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Riverdale Kids

the kids that are known for getting high and wasted.
Kid from Riverdale: Hey I'm high and wasted.

Other kid: Oh. Figures. Those goddamn Riverdale Kids!
by unicornnn_ October 23, 2012
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Riverdale Fan

Someone who has a deeply disturbing love for the poorly written television series “Riverdale”.

Generally Riverdale fans are either:

1) horny, lonely teenagers who utilize the show’s toxic and unrealistic romantic relationships as a form of mental masturbation

2) bored housewives who drink too much and are sexually unfulfilled by their husbands

The entire fandom actively enjoys gossiping, bullying, harassing not only each other, but every person who has anything to do with the series (Cast, Writers, Producers, Crew, Relatives/Friends of cast, and so on).

They are truly the lowest of the low, and some of the worst people you may ever encounter in your life. Hard to say what is worse—the fans, or the show.
“The Riverdale fans are a having shipping wars in the comment section again”

“I went on a date with this girl who ended up being a Riverdale fan, when I saw the Cole Sprouse tattoo I knew it was over”
by KaraZor-El1998 January 9, 2022
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Riverdale and the office

the worst shows in the fucking world. if youn watch these you will have kids and they will bully you. you have dry humour and you a gay mf if you watch them
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riverdale and the office
by black enslaver 69 January 28, 2020
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Better known as RKA 141, Ratchet Kid Academy, or Retarded Kid Academy by some. Consists of countless treeshes, fuckboys, thots, more treeshes, staircases for weed smoking and dick sucking, juul rooms (what even is a bathroom sksjsj). Everyone wants to be hood and act like they’re about it when they literally live in Pussy ass Riverdale. The auditorium hasn’t been renovated in years, and everyone knows where the money to fix it really goes 👀👀.
“Why does that group of kids over there act like they wanna be hardcore or some shit?”
“They’re from Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy.”
“Oh, you mean RKA! Lol”
by beckfis March 10, 2019
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Riverdale Middle School

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay
Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised
by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 18, 2019
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Riverdale Country School

A school located in the bronx with two campuses. The most diverse out of the hill schools and it’s very artsy and fake.
Oh you go to Riverdale Country School you must know everything
by Siehandi March 14, 2019
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Riverdale High School

The school mascot is basically a broke down f-150 because that’s what everyone drives there. The teachers grade based on what food items you bring them, and the band is run by the last remaining dinosaur on Earth. You will be greeted at the front gate by lazy security staff asleep in the guard shack and the front office receptionist gossiping about what teachers porn tape got leaked. The students all wear camo because traveling in numbers is safer and they think it’ll help them hide from their GPA’s.
“Hey did you see that news story about that fight at Riverdale High School?”
by raider-hater August 14, 2017
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