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Rowan University

Public university in Glassboro, New Jersey founded in 1923. The colors of this university is gold and brown, yes the colors of human waste. The students wear these colors proudly as they try enjoy the ghost town that surrounds them, while kicking themselves for not getting into any of the 20 superior colleges in Philly.
Dad: Did you get acceptance letters from any good schools?

Son: No, just Rowan University and Texila American University in South America.

Dad: You deserve to wear poop and pee colors... Enjoy Glassboro, NJ you failure.
by Patrick Bateman IV November 26, 2015
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Rowan University

A state college located on Mullica Hill Rd./Route 322 in Glassboro, New Jersey. It is about 20 minutes outside of Camden, and 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. It is in the middle of a mildly dangerous, but still boring town, so all the students can do for fun is party and drink, which they do almost every day of the week. The police officers are too busy cracking down on underage drinking and public indecency on campus to worry about the rest of the town. The student body consists of bros and sluts who think they are hipsters. They have one of the corniest mascots in the country - the Profs (an owl) - and two of the worst school colors, brown and gold. Their administration offices are so slow and careless that they cost their students time, money, and good opportunities.
Rowan Student: "I'm gonna go to this party and drink until I black out. You've probably never heard of the place."
Regular Person: "A bro acting like a hipster...do you go to Rowan University?"
by Elizabeth, the Bunce Ghost April 22, 2011
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Rowan

(ˈrəʊən,ˈraʊən)
noun : (ROW-ehn)

1. A Eurasian deciduous tree with compound leaves, small white flowers, and red pomes resembling berries - also called a European mountain ash, and found most often in Scotland (Sorbus aucuparia)
2. A unisex name.
1. Rowan trees grow in the Scottish mountains.
2. Have you met my friend Rowan?
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rhowen

A Rhowen is a person that while make you smile and laugh and will fall in love with because of how caring they are. They care and try to help them with. Anything. Keep them in your life you will need them
Omg Rhowen is so cute
by Lilia284 February 13, 2018
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Rowan

A smol, yet angry, child. A bubbly, yet scary, ball of trash or stress. She is cute with puppy eyes and is bad at life. A peppy, yet depressed, killer. Likes cheese, has blue fingers. Is good at relationships, likes to dab. Will regret everything. I once saw her kill a man with her thumb.
Im very afraid of this child, her name must be rowan.
by Sassy stump December 11, 2018
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Rowan

An anglosaxon name, can be a boy name, but is typically a girl name. Rowans need lots of love and love hugs, but sometimes people do not recognize that. They are very smart and don't get on your bad side or they will manipulate you and tear you apart. They are very trusting and keep your secrets.
Oh, Rowan? He's such a good guy!
by RFF24RFF May 2, 2019
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A beautiful girl who is smart and kind. If a Rowan has a crush, her and him will be together in no time. Rowan’s love animals particularly puppies. Rowan’s are crazy and lovable. They are hugaholics and love to show off their moves.
Boy 1: that girl is so cute

Boy2: she must be a Rowan
by Re money January 31, 2018
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