Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hand to cleanse the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene materials.

Man, look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering.

by Blitzkho November 7, 2025

Ford Rangering

When two buddies enjoy a fart together. Buddy a farts into buddy b's mouth, and buddy b huffys the fart deep into his lungs, and then buddy flips around, and buddy B blows the fart back into buddy a's face, and they both enjoy it.

You'll never believe what happen to me the other day, Susan, I come home from work early catch Bob and Larry straigut up

Ford rangering it out back behind the ol' tool shed! With full mouth contact!!

by Teamswampass February 13, 2024